We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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