Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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