you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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