brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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