PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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