Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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