Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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