if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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