I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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