Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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