how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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