What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
It's just like the Real World with babies
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
