Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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