some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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