Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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