sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
