Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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