I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
so let's talk penis.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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