Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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