i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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