it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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