This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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