I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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