If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
and i looked up. we had an audience...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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