I bet he comes in French.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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