It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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