but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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