I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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