yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just pee around me
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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