If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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