last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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