I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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