If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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