Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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