Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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