Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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