dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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