Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
cat food counts as protein by the way
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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