Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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