I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have tasted many bathrooms
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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