Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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