I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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