Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
time to smoke my breakfast
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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