She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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