no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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