you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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