Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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