you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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