it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
wow bdsm is so cute
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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