we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
