We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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