people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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