so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You are the jesus of drinking
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He did a backflip because drugs
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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