I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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