I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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