i just google imaged poop.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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